This is the Fabulous Omnidirectional-Locator Device. The script calls it a "panel that looks like a small microwave oven" from late-twentieth-century Earth, before the Y2K bug caused millions of meals to be overcooked. The Fabulous Omnidirectional-Locator Device can be found on the Bridge of the Starship Starship, between the consoles of the helmsman (Ens. Chelm) and the weapons officer (Major Shiksaa). It is a high-tech device without which no Starship crew in the Coalition Fleet could survive, let alone complete a successful mission. The Fabulous Omnidirectional-Locator Device re-folds maps. Go ahead. Laugh at us. Then you try to re-fold a map while driving something going faster than the speed of light without crashing into an asteroid. Go on. Try.

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